Pop!
I just sang along to Timbaland featuring Katy Perry. At my desk.
It’s ok, my voice is somewhere between Cat Stevens and Jon Bon Jovi. Manly, with the right splash of emotion. I could have made it, but subediting copy about printing machines was the stronger calling. God I love those Heidelbergs.
I tweeted this fact, anyway. And my friend Dan, of Worth fame, said: “ipod on this morning, lily allen first of the 5000+ songs to shuffle on, yeah that’ll do I thought.”
Dan is a purist! Lilly Allen? The love child of a gremlin and a riddler with the self-awareness of a blind and deaf dyspraxic? This was like Osama Bin Laden saying the Our Father.
But, and I’m feeling a bit alcoholic anonymous about this, I must stand up and say it too: “I’m Jon, and I have sung along to Lilly Allen.”
It doesn’t stop there. I sing along to Beyonce, Shakira, NeYo, Katy Perry, bloody Miley Cyrus (and doesn’t that make you feel like a dirty old man at 26?!)
Is it that the music has grown better from these pop starlets or that we, me and Dan and our ilk, have grown more tolerant? Are we just less uptight, having found our cruising speed, happy to be identified as ourselves not our music?
Perhaps. It is certainly a teenage condition to be devoted and identifiable by a musical taste. To whine about being understood. To wear Dylan like a badge of maturity. To passionately defend four hours of pointless prog rock white noise.
But then there are plenty of stunted growth adults out there still in the throws of adulation.
But there is something in being at an age of understanding and acceptence. Lily Allen is quite clearly a spoilt, self-obsessed petulant woman-child. I HATE her. But you try not humming along to It’s Not Fair and having a wry chuckle about blow jobs. You can’t do it. Don’t pretend you can.
It’s the tune. It hooks you in. An irresistible melody or a bum shaking bass line.
And look how middle-aged those three sentences are?
I’m being ushered into the end game by Beyonce and Shakira.
I can think of worse things…